Provisional Ascent

Apr 19

wilwheaton:

BUTTS

Quick! To the Buttmobile!!!

wilwheaton:

BUTTS

Quick! To the Buttmobile!!!


Apr 18

avianawareness:

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

The world will soon understand why birds are so awesome and deserve to be our overlords. 

(via aiffe)


Apr 17

(via wilwheaton)


trouble-follows:

good advertising

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wilwheaton:

lunatoneitdown:

have you ever heard a raven talk?

because apparently they can go from severus snape to japanese schoolgirl in .5 seconds.

Ravens are pretty amazing.


Apr 16
funny-gif-1:

http://gifini.com/

Yep. That’s pretty much the reaction.
Don’t turn your back, don’t look away, don’t even blink.

funny-gif-1:

http://gifini.com/

Yep. That’s pretty much the reaction.

Don’t turn your back, don’t look away, don’t even blink.

(via christylfs)


jakesheadwarning:

"They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy"

"What a bunch of A-holes!"

(via nudityandnerdery)


Apr 15

altoncbrown:

an epic solution for those pesky condiment containers - AKA the Mustard Caddy.

truly a Monkey touching the Monolith Moment.


Apr 14

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