Provisional Ascent

Aug 30

Paul Fryer

Lucifer (Morning star), 2008

Anodized aluminum, silicon rubber cord,

wax work figure, feathers, concrete

Hannibal Lector takes one look at this sculpture, looks at the materials list and thinks “Anodized aluminum? Wax?, Pfft, Amateur”

(via asofteravenger)


Aug 27
hereinandyland:

evangotlib:

aberjona:

l3fan-0-rama:

moveablehype:

section9:

darthstripmaul:

mehmrmustard:

rouxnybtrfly:

psiphinut:

kinkygeekgirl:

"Feel, don’t think. Trust your instincts."

"This is Red 5. I’m going in."

"IT’S A TRAP!" Oh wait, that’s other people’s sex lives.

"Do, or do not. There is no try."

"Did it go in? Negative, negative, just impacted on the surface."

You were right about one thing, master. The negotiations were short.

Eh heh heh heh heh heh heh!

"Bantha Fodder"

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

"Beep boop beep boop."

They’re coming too fast!

Laugh it up fuzzball.

hereinandyland:

evangotlib:

aberjona:

l3fan-0-rama:

moveablehype:

section9:

darthstripmaul:

mehmrmustard:

rouxnybtrfly:

psiphinut:

kinkygeekgirl:

"Feel, don’t think. Trust your instincts."

"This is Red 5. I’m going in."

"IT’S A TRAP!" Oh wait, that’s other people’s sex lives.

"Do, or do not. There is no try."

"Did it go in? Negative, negative, just impacted on the surface."

You were right about one thing, master. The negotiations were short.

Eh heh heh heh heh heh heh!

"Bantha Fodder"

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

"Beep boop beep boop."

They’re coming too fast!

Laugh it up fuzzball.


nihilsupernum:

objectivistnerd:

rationalobjectivism:

pewpuupalace:

imoutosama:

nowyoukno:

rasputinstuff:

nowyoukno:

montodebon:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

The key word here is “radioactive”
Do not drive with radiation a few feet in front of you
Do not drive with radiation a few feet in front of you
Also… Do not drive with radiation a few feet in front of you.
This has been a PSA

The key word here is actually “concept”
This has been a wake up call

If you checked the source for information you’d know the radiation it gives off is incredibly weak. It can be stopped with a single sheet of aluminum foil. So unless the engine’s in the passenger seat, you’ll be fine.

^

Also don’t use a microwave. That’s radioactive, too.

People still think “radiation” and “radioactive” things are bad?

^apparently dumb people this it’s a bad thing still…..smh

If you’re deathly afraid of radiation, I’ve got some bad news to tell you about bananas and sunshine.

This is why we can’t have <s>radioactive waste batteries</s> nice things.

But… but… but…Radiation killed Spock!!!!!!!

nihilsupernum:

objectivistnerd:

rationalobjectivism:

pewpuupalace:

imoutosama:

nowyoukno:

rasputinstuff:

nowyoukno:

montodebon:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

The key word here is “radioactive”

Do not drive with radiation a few feet in front of you

Do not drive with radiation a few feet in front of you

Also… Do not drive with radiation a few feet in front of you.

This has been a PSA

The key word here is actually “concept”

This has been a wake up call

If you checked the source for information you’d know the radiation it gives off is incredibly weak. It can be stopped with a single sheet of aluminum foil. So unless the engine’s in the passenger seat, you’ll be fine.

^

Also don’t use a microwave. That’s radioactive, too.

People still think “radiation” and “radioactive” things are bad?

^apparently dumb people this it’s a bad thing still…..smh

If you’re deathly afraid of radiation, I’ve got some bad news to tell you about bananas and sunshine.

This is why we can’t have <s>radioactive waste batteries</s> nice things.

But… but… but…
Radiation killed Spock!!!!!!!



wilwheaton:

via r/minecraft

wilwheaton:

via r/minecraft


mucker-fother:

guys I actually shed a tear

(via realitymonster)


mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

&#8230;and then you counted them.

mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

…and then you counted them.

(via holdshortofyankee)


Aug 26
bigblueboo:


grid twist


Nobody show this to the Timecube guy.

bigblueboo:

grid twist

Nobody show this to the Timecube guy.

(via nihilsupernum)


Aug 23
factsandchicks:

Michael Jackson admired Eminem as an artist but was disappointed when the rapper made fun of him in “Just Lose It” and said that “I’ve never attacked a fellow artist. Great artists don’t do that.”
source (video)

I bet Eminem was like &#8220;I&#8217;ve never molested a kid. Pretty sure Great artists don&#8217;t do that.&#8221;

factsandchicks:

Michael Jackson admired Eminem as an artist but was disappointed when the rapper made fun of him in “Just Lose It” and said that “I’ve never attacked a fellow artist. Great artists don’t do that.”

source (video)

I bet Eminem was like “I’ve never molested a kid. Pretty sure Great artists don’t do that.


Aug 22

autistictonystark said: *slaps bar* barkeep let me get a glass of ur teeniest kittens.

thecutestofthecute:

You got it!


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