Provisional Ascent

Sep 22

nihilsupernum:

slatestarscratchpad is definitely a better psychiatrist than hannibal lecter

That’s not really putting the bar all that high.


tinypaperknife:

 

cchtml:

This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …

I AM GOING TO PASS OUT

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Sep 18

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captainbeverlycrusher:

wesley-crusher:

my mom says that if this post gets 600,000 notes, she’ll let me take command of the whole ship for a day

image

Wesley, I never said that.

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Sep 16

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

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Sep 15
nudityandnerdery:

optimysticals:

partysoft:

usagov:

Image description: On Saturday, the Navy christened a new research ship the “Sally Ride” after the first U.S. woman and youngest person in space. It is the fifth current ship named for an astronaut. 
Photo from the U.S. Navy

the person doing the christening is dr. tam o’shaughnessy, ride’s partner of 27 yrs. sally ride was not just the first woman and youngest person in space: she was also the first lesbian in space - likely, the first lgbtq person in space.

I know we shared this before but finding out that this ship was christened by Dr. Tam O’Shaughnessy was something that required re-sharing.

Just a minor note that Sally Ride was not the first woman in space or the youngest person in space- Valentina Tereshkova was the first woman and first civilian to fly in space when she went up in 1963 for the Soviet space program. Tereshkova was also younger than Ride when she went up, though cosmonaut Gherman Titov, who was only the fourth person to reach space, still holds the record for youngest person in space. Sally Ride holds the claim for the first American woman and youngest American to enter space.

nudityandnerdery:

optimysticals:

partysoft:

usagov:

Image description: On Saturday, the Navy christened a new research ship the “Sally Ride” after the first U.S. woman and youngest person in space. It is the fifth current ship named for an astronaut. 


Photo from the U.S. Navy

the person doing the christening is dr. tam o’shaughnessy, ride’s partner of 27 yrs. sally ride was not just the first woman and youngest person in space: she was also the first lesbian in space - likely, the first lgbtq person in space.

I know we shared this before but finding out that this ship was christened by Dr. Tam O’Shaughnessy was something that required re-sharing.

Just a minor note that Sally Ride was not the first woman in space or the youngest person in space- Valentina Tereshkova was the first woman and first civilian to fly in space when she went up in 1963 for the Soviet space program. Tereshkova was also younger than Ride when she went up, though cosmonaut Gherman Titov, who was only the fourth person to reach space, still holds the record for youngest person in space. Sally Ride holds the claim for the first American woman and youngest American to enter space.


Sep 14
hotelbentmooreinspiration:

Cats are fucking evil awesome. 
f0ursharps:

IT WAS A TRAP


FTFY.

hotelbentmooreinspiration:

Cats are fucking evil awesome. 

f0ursharps:

IT WAS A TRAP

FTFY.


tastefullyoffensive:

"I guess I have to give him credit…" -texaspuffin

tastefullyoffensive:

"I guess I have to give him credit…" -texaspuffin


No, Do not! Try, or try not, there is no do. Wait. Strike that. Reverse it.

No, Do not! Try, or try not, there is no do. Wait. Strike that. Reverse it.

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Sep 11

fatfatties:

How to Make the Cheesiest Grilled Cheese

Goddammit!!!!!!!!
Tag your porn!!!!!!!!

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